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Ode to Short People
Artwork by Jennifer Ding Lexa Sypherd ‘27 REPORTER My, oh my! Who would have thought that I would be sitting here writing an “ode”...
Julia Ran
Mar 282 min read
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How to Catch a Leprechaun
Artwork by Jennifer Ding Blair Nagle ‘27 REPORTER Catching a leprechaun is no easy task. These tiny, mischievous tricksters are quick on...
Julia Ran
Mar 281 min read
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Steering the “Nassie” Ship
Courtesy of the Rutgers Review Josi Patti ‘27 RIPE EDITOR If you’ve been in touch with the recurring TikTok drama, then you’ve probably...
Julia Ran
Mar 283 min read
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Tik-tok: the TikTok ban is ticking
Artwork by Jennifer Ding Eva Gaitgonde ‘26 SOCIAL MEDIA 1 month, 10 days, 1 day, 1 hour before impending doom. The date of January 19...
Julia Ran
Feb 282 min read
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A Poem for Fake Eagles Fans
Jack Robbins ‘25 RIPE EDITOR Ever since people began to realize that the Eagles had a real shot at the Super Bowl, Eagles fans began...
Julia Ran
Feb 282 min read
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Sending Senioritis Packing
Artwork by Sean Mayer Cassie Davis ‘26 COPY EDITOR If you’re feeling burned out, tired, or just “blah,” chances are you’ve come down with...
Julia Ran
Feb 282 min read
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A guide to scoring your perfect valentine
Artwork by Jennifer Ding Lexa Sypherd ‘27 REPORTER Are you looking for a Valentine and not sure how to get one? Well, do not fear; I can...
Julia Ran
Feb 282 min read
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Fortnite’s Original Map Returns
Photo courtesy of Meristation Emma Marcotte '27 STAFF WRITER Last year, Fortnite took the world by storm after surprising...
Julia Ran
Jan 312 min read
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How To Actually Make a New Year’s Resolution
Photo courtesy of Sean Mayer Sabiq Reza ‘26 STAFF WRITER Hey y’all! It’s that time of the year again, and it’s nothing new; people will...
Julia Ran
Jan 312 min read
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Gifting Gen Z’s Galore
Artwork Courtesy of Sean Mayer Emma Marcotte ‘28 REPORTER December’s big question: what should I buy? With the holiday season just...
Julia Ran
Jan 312 min read
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2025 New Year Scaries
Artwork by Jennifer Ding Lorya Xu ‘28 STAFF WRITER With a fresh start to the year, 2025 will become another great year to...
Julia Ran
Jan 312 min read
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I hate November
Artwork by Jennifer Ding Charlotte Tilley ‘26 STAFF WRITER I hate November. It’s the worst month. A lot of Thanksgiving-lovers will hate...
Julia Ran
Nov 29, 20242 min read
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What’s up with Unionville’s AC?
Artwork by Sean Mayer Josi Patti '27 RIPE EDITOR A normal eighty-degree weather day calls for outfits including tank tops, t-shirts,...
Julia Ran
Nov 29, 20242 min read
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How Old is too Old for Trick-or-Treating?
Artwork by Sean Mayer Blair Nagle '27 STAFF WRITER Halloween is quickly approaching, and excited chatter about costumes, candy, and...
Julia Ran
Oct 25, 20242 min read
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How to become a National Merit semi-finalist (super easy!)
Kenny Harten ‘25 REPORTER Test-taking is hard. Standardized test-taking is even harder. If you’re a high school junior preparing to...
Julia Ran
Oct 25, 20242 min read
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Unionville’s Political Hot Takes
Shannon Evans ‘27 STAFF WRITER November 5, 2024. This date is most likely marked on everyone’s calendars with importance. An election...
Julia Ran
Oct 25, 20242 min read
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Dear All Who Over-decorate . . .
Artwork by Sean Mayer Josi Patti ‘27 RIPE EDITOR To all the lovely people who enjoy the season of fall immensely-maybe even having too...
Julia Ran
Oct 25, 20242 min read
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The Glaring Flaws of Your Nation’s Best Colleges
Ally Lincoln ‘25 REPORTER To those applying to the top 25 schools, I issue the following advice: According to Forbes, Harvard is the...
Julia Ran
Sep 28, 20242 min read
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Reminiscing Letter to Childhood Summer
Aditi Chodavarapu ‘28 REPORTER Dear Summer, While I’m no Belly Conklin, I really do love you. Your blue-skied mornings stretch into...
Julia Ran
Sep 28, 20242 min read
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School Icebreakers (and why they stink
Jocelyn Glembocki ‘27 REPORTER As the school year begins, teachers often start with the classic getting-to-know-you icebreakers to ease...
Julia Ran
Sep 28, 20242 min read
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